faithreaper:

i think the real star of the night is bill murray’s facial hair

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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” 
-Tina Fey

mylifeisliming:

Leonardo Dicaprio should get a perfect attendance award

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Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly

But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional

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pupbutt:

everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar 

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ewwehaine:

we’re soarin’
flyin’
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:

u never know what u got til it’s gone

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literallysnokoplasm:

i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

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seabsie:

Hey guys, remember that time an interviewer jokingly asked Patrick Sharp if he ever tries his daughter’s baby food and Sharp was like, “Well, my wife breastfeeds her, so.”

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sealcat:

martinerat:

xavier-laflamme:

First person to claim the Stanley Cup champs this year “had it easy” or “cheated” or whatever gets a swift punch in the mouth

It’ll actually be more difficult to get into the playoffs this year. Each game has a much bigger meaning and no team can afford to slide for 4/5 games. It’ll only take one or two bad weeks to knock a team out of the playoffs.

holla at this

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